OPSSA (Attention Old Penguins!)
OPSSA stands for Old Penguins Social Security Act. It is an organization to protest the return of old items that old penguins already have. We are a progressive movement to promote the welfare of old penguins and Club Penguin itself. If you have been annoyed that Club Penguin is bringing back all these old items you already have, join us now! The only requirements are you have to be 250 days old and have an item that Club Penguin has brought back.
To join, just leave a comment on this page. Right now there are only two things we old penguins can do to stop these noob-friendly actions taken by Club Penguin:
- Write emails of complaint to Club Penguin (http://www.clubpenguin.com/help)
- Get a group of your friends who are old penguins and throw a party or have a parade especially for old penguins.
There are some guidelines you should follow for writing an email:
First of all, you should start by saying something like, “My friends and I are disappointed because we want new items and the catalogs are now filled with old items we already have“, or something like that.
Next, you want to say that you have a suggestion to make the catalogs better. Then you want to list a couple things like regulations on old and new items. My thoughts are the maximum number of old items brought back should be two and they can only be brought back once. For new items, there should be a minimum of five items that are new. If you are a girl, I would suggest saying they should make more girl items as well.
After you have got all that, just add something to support what you have wrote. Don’t forget to say thank you at the end as that’s probably one of the most important things to say in an email like this. When you send it, just wait for a reply and hopefully the answer will be good. Anyone who has sent an email to Club Penguin and got a reply, please leave a comment and describe briefly what they said. Also, if you have any suggestions at all concerning Old Penguins Social Security Act, please let us know and leave a comment. Viva la resistance!